Me as a Character in LOTR

Apparently there are a lot of name generators floating all around the web, telling people what their names would be were they characters in fiction. This is one such generator: http://www.myprecious.us/name_generator.php

Now, were I a character in the Lord of the Rings, I would be known as:

* Merebo 'the Small' Goatcloset , Ring-bearer (Hobbit)
* Sylla , King of the Noldor (Elf)
* Telin son of Rorin (Dwarf)
* Rynry King’s Archer (Human)
* Tharkûn , Lord of the West (Wizard)

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Tumatanda na 'ko! Damn.

1] I crave more sleep, but end up getting less than what I'd hoped for.
2] Videogames rule my world I don't have time for games.
3] Spendaholic Budget freak; I'm much too worried about future repercussions of my spending money today
4] I don't enjoy partying as much as I used to. (Oh wait, I wasn't even a partyboy in my teens, so maybe that's just my nature)
5] Alak pa!!! Hic! Hic! Hic! I give up after three bottles of beer.

Oh wait a sec. I'm not even in my mid-20s, and yet here I am yammering away like an old geezer on Viagra. Jeez.