Me as a Character in LOTR

Apparently there are a lot of name generators floating all around the web, telling people what their names would be were they characters in fiction. This is one such generator: http://www.myprecious.us/name_generator.php

Now, were I a character in the Lord of the Rings, I would be known as:

* Merebo 'the Small' Goatcloset , Ring-bearer (Hobbit)
* Sylla , King of the Noldor (Elf)
* Telin son of Rorin (Dwarf)
* Rynry King’s Archer (Human)
* Tharkûn , Lord of the West (Wizard)